- You accidentally enter your ATM pin number on your microwave touchpad.
- You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
- You have 15 phone numbers to reach your family of four.
- Your excuse for not staying in touch with family and friends is that you don't know their e-mail addresses.
- You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to find out if anyone is at home to help you carry in the groceries.
- When you get a recommendation for something, you immediately Google it to find out the real scoop.
- Leaving the house without your cell phone (which you didn't have for the first several dozen years of your life) is a cause for panic. You immediately turn around to retrieve it. If it's too late, you later apologize to someone that you were out of reach.
- You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
- You don't know when your favorite television programs come on, because your Tivo takes care of everything.
- You don’t understand why they say, “Turn to hymn #373,” because the words are on the big screen.
- When you wake up in the middle of the night you check your Blackberry to see if you have a message from anyone.
- You go online in the morning before your coffee is ready.
- When the minister reads the Bible in worship you follow along on your iPhone.
- You tell your friends to “Facebook me later.”
- You start tilting you head sideways to smile. :)
- You are reading this and nodding and laughing.
- Even worse, you know exactly who you are going to forward this message.
- You are too busy to notice there was no # 9 on this list.
- You actually scrolled back to check that there was no #9 on this list.
--adapted from North Georgia e-newsletter
God Is Still In Control!
Miss Lladale Carey
Web Producer
UMCGiving.org
United Methodist Communications
lcarey@umco.org
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